So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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