I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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