fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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