I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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