I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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