I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
