I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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