First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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