He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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