Whod you bang
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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