I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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