SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
