i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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