is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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