That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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