Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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