It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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