we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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