i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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