Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They took my balls.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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