he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
