That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
