so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
