Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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