Non-Jews are for practice
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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