Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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