I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was like eating out sand paper
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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