What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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