She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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