the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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