In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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