Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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