Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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