the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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