hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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