batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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