He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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