at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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