did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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