I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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