we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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