Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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