But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
