I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
