I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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