So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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