Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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