She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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