I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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