he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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