After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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